Delicious Revenge: Man Disables Obnoxious Colleague’s Access Pass to Teach Him a Lesson

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/3_34544449E14 15 hours ago 022 I trained a senior colleague to do what I want without him ever knowing
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    Font - I used to work in a role where I administrated the security access card system for a huge office. An obnoxious colleague used to take a shortcut from the lobby through a meeting room and out the other side to his desk but in doing so he would leave the meeting room's entrance door open which would sound an alarm
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    Font - once he had left the area. I sat in the lobby near the door he left open and I was the one who had to get up and close it for him. He didn't respond to polite requests to stop so I disabled his access pass but only on the second door, which is closest to his desk. He'd walk through the meeting room, get 6 feet from his desk, and be declined by
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    Font - the door. This caused him to have to walk back to me to ask if something was wrong with his access. I'd ask him to close the shortcut door he'd opened (alarm now sounding) and he always did, then I'd act confused and say "why don't you try it on that other door over there?" and direct him to the proper entrance to the office area,
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    Font - which had a mysterious 100% success rate for letting him through. I simulated an intermittent technical error by deactivating his card and then reactivating it for well over 12 months, and I acted dumb any time he questioned it. "I've asked ICT about it but nobody knows
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    Font - mate. Who knows how these systems work?" Sometimes he would forget his personal pass and I'd issue him a visitor pass and disable that on his shortcut too, which added an extra layer of obfuscation. Sometimes I'd allow him to use his shortcut and I'd happily close the door behind him, knowing that it was all part of his
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    Font - education. Eventually, he learned that it was always quicker to walk straight to the proper entrance, and he stopped taking the shortcut and stopped leaving the alarmed door near me open, and he never found out that I trained him.
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    Font - rufus_xavier_sr +1.15 hr. ago Well done. You should have offered him a treat every time he skipped the shortcut as well! 4 1.4k 1.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Another_Russian_Spy 11 hr. ago +2. Or squirted water in his face, or hit him with a rolled up newspaper when he went the wrong way. 346 Reply Share
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    Font - beardingmesoftly . 8 hr. ago Positive reinforcement is much more effective. Never punish your pets. 151 Reply Share
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    Font - catitobandito 7 hr. ago +1 . Why kind of positive reinforcement should I use when my cat tries to climb my Christmas tree
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    Font - FantasticMrPox +1. 7 hr. ago Put it on reddit and tell your cat how many Internet points they got.

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